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maddervioletthis is my name this is my story these are my troubles
I don't even know what akane's doing in 90% of these AUs besides beating up sigma
Akane quietly adds "If You Give A Sigma A Tart" to her mental list of "Children's Books I (Really) Should(n't) Write" as she watches Sigma place tiny slices of strawberries on the tarts as if cute red fruit could save the charcoal messes he called tarts. For his credit, he looks extremely devoted to the task, shoulders and back hunched and face screwed up in concentration. His lone eye squints as he gingerly lowers the strawberry slice onto the whipped cream.
It's an oddly comical scene. Comical more in the sad sense that this was what saving the world meant to the two of them, but comical enough.
Her pensive musings are interrupted by another loud, piercing beeping.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP----
"GodDAMMIT, Sigma!" she shouts, nearly falling out of her chair as she attempts to screech over the sound of the fire detector. "You left the green bean casserole in the oven!"
Akane gives the slightly-burnt casserole a sympathetic nod as Sigma shouts "OH FUCK" and rushes to pull it out of the oven. She knows quite a bit about being left in ovens, after all. Sigma blows on the casserole (as if that would magically blow the burnt edges away), sets it down on the counter, and then promptly returns to the Science of Tart Decorating. It's almost cute.
Until his arms fall off.
"GODDAMNIT AKANE"
oh gosh it's almost 7pm I NEED TO PUT ON PANTS
I don't even know if this is canon I'm just trying to get back into the feel of writing bc I haven't written in ages upon ages
I don't even know what akane's doing in 90% of these AUs besides beating up sigma
Akane quietly adds "If You Give A Sigma A Tart" to her mental list of "Children's Books I (Really) Should(n't) Write" as she watches Sigma place tiny slices of strawberries on the tarts as if cute red fruit could save the charcoal messes he called tarts. For his credit, he looks extremely devoted to the task, shoulders and back hunched and face screwed up in concentration. His lone eye squints as he gingerly lowers the strawberry slice onto the whipped cream.
It's an oddly comical scene. Comical more in the sad sense that this was what saving the world meant to the two of them, but comical enough.
Her pensive musings are interrupted by another loud, piercing beeping.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP----
"GodDAMMIT, Sigma!" she shouts, nearly falling out of her chair as she attempts to screech over the sound of the fire detector. "You left the green bean casserole in the oven!"
Akane gives the slightly-burnt casserole a sympathetic nod as Sigma shouts "OH FUCK" and rushes to pull it out of the oven. She knows quite a bit about being left in ovens, after all. Sigma blows on the casserole (as if that would magically blow the burnt edges away), sets it down on the counter, and then promptly returns to the Science of Tart Decorating. It's almost cute.
Until his arms fall off.
"GODDAMNIT AKANE"
oh gosh it's almost 7pm I NEED TO PUT ON PANTS
I don't even know if this is canon I'm just trying to get back into the feel of writing bc I haven't written in ages upon ages
